Ladies, Gentlemen and Distinguished Felines, it is with the keenest pleasure that Fur & Fortune declares its Summer Season open. Beneath the great glass dome of the Atrium, the fans have been polished, the awnings unfurled, and the Information Desk has been swept of its customary crumbs.
All six floors will be at your service, from the Ground Floor Perfumery to the lofty Sixth Floor Observatory, where a telescope has been installed for viewing pigeons at a distance of one hundred and ten yards. Be pleased to wear light fur. Be prepared to be impressed. And be advised that the Floorwalker, Sir Reginald, will be nodding at everybody from eleven o’clock.
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