Do you offer gift wrapping?
We do, madam, in tissue, ribbon and a faint air of ceremony. The charge is 1 shilling, or 5 treats in the modern currency.
May I bring my human?
Humans are welcome on the condition that they carry bags, remain silent, and do not comment upon the prices.
Is there a cafe?
The Tea Room on the Fifth Floor serves cream, smoked herring on toast, and a warm saucer of milk at all hours.
Do you accept returns?
Returns are accepted within fourteen days, provided the item has not been slept upon. If it has, it is considered yours.