It is my solemn duty to announce that the Haberdashery Hall now boasts a Ribbon Wall of such dazzling proportions that a visiting aunt was seen to faint. Over three hundred spools hang from brass rails, in colours from Brilliant Mackerel to Doleful Plum.
Mr. Hargreaves, our Head of Haberdashery, will cut any length you desire, measured with a ruler he calls ‘Dorothy’. Please note that ribbon dangled in front of a cat is, regrettably, a recipe for chaos, and the store will not be held liable for tangles, knots, or the eleven minutes Mr. Hargreaves spent on Tuesday trapped in a bow.
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