Quarterly Address By The Proprietor

Ladies, Gentlemen and Distinguished Felines, I rise before you, as the third quarter draws to a close, to report that Fur & Fortune has welcomed 41,200 visitors, sold 6,314 cushions, and caused only four serious incidents involving the staircase and a hat stand.

I extend my gratitude to our staff, from Miss Pounce in the lift to Mr. Clank at the door, and to the patrons whose custom keeps our brass bright. We stand on the brink of autumn with our heads high, our whiskers waxed, and our stock of tinsel stored securely in the cellar. Thank you. That will be all. Kindly mind the step.